DEFINITION OF BJ
A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your
resume despite years of experience and a number of references!

Pure genius ! )))

:laughing1:

Everybody, should the need arise for any kind of qualitative but cheap, imported merchandise, (from the other side :)))....of the Channel that is, please do get in touch. Construction materials, wooden houses, cement, whatever crosses one's mind, regardless of quantities, pallet to lorries....we do ...

[quote="graemeX5"] [quote="Dan Alex"] It would be fantastic to be that simple.....and is one of the items on the checklist....however, the lights stay on. I'm thinking there must be a link between the engine module, navi module, telephone module, AC. It's funny that they're on th...

It would be fantastic to be that simple.....and is one of the items on the checklist....however, the lights stay on. I'm thinking there must be a link between the engine module, navi module, telephone module, AC. It's funny that they're on the same axis. Thought about the fuel pump, ok, could be, bu...

[quote="X5Sport"]
Nice Astra Estate....
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Wouldn't use it as a tool shed even )))))

[quote="graemeX5"] Hi You say you have checked the and have no errors so I assume from that you have a code reader of some sorts of check the cars obd port. - the stealership has done several checks, both times (back a few weeks ago, now also...also checked and cleaned idle regulator valve...

More like 30 mil USD.....prob 20 mil quid ), roughly 3 St. Georges's Hill residences ))

Are there any E53s left, besides mine? Or is it that everyone just scrapped them for metal ? If there are, here it goes : A few weeks ago, after an alternator change and battery, but ONLY WHEN IDLING after coming to a stop (and only in these conditions) the car just dies (motor, AC, navi, telephone)...

Saw one today, it looked gooood !

[quote="jaynana"] oddly enough, i've been lookin at A7s!! used to hate that 'hunched' back end, but then they don't have the typical led strip kitchen cabinet lights up front and back, they have them elegantly defused.. plus a great dash unlike the standard boring dash... [/quote] It f 'in...

[quote="jaynana"] [quote="kjb1"] Ps, there is clearly no point to that video, its rather Wank! [emoji1] Sent from my iPhone [/quote] I thought there was a point - Audi makes fast hearses  :P [/quote] Rather cool ones at that, but I wouldn't own one! The only Audi worth discussing...

Yep, build the wife a Thrust SSC ! That's one way to go about it! Luckily, no nuts or bolts unfastened during the attempt )

Parked the car and led them home - mine, that is...

(not to wrinkle the leather on the backseats)

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
I secretly like the wheels.
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Then keep it secret.... :doh:
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Well....to be honest, i kind of do as well...Provided the car were black, and had the window tint removed (just privacy glass OEM )