They just frighten everybody!  I followed mine home the other night (wife drives it mostly) and it looks huge!  Serious road presence.
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Try having a white one, its like driving an ice-berg! I miss mine I must say 

Karndean is your friend here - agree with other ops. Can't go wrong.

[quote="Riggie"]
Really enjoyed it, some funny bits as well..... I watched it online.
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The RAF is definitely the best in the world 

[quote="sid10"]
liked all of it apart from the stars bit ! what a waste of time flying them in to not even speak .
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Agreed. Yes, that was a bit puzzling. They should have Chris Evans on; that would be interesting!

Good, it sounds like it's on people's 'to watch' list! Mr Clarkson seems to have grown rather more portly, The Hamster seems be having a mid-life crisis and rocking designer stubble, and James May is looking more like Theresa May! Was that really Carol Vorderman on the floor pretending to be decease...

Anyone seen The Grand Tour episode one? Fantastic! I highly recommend it, Clarkson and the boys are back in town, and on great form with a fantastic opener featuring some eye-popping car porn 

Mars

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Haven't heard these before, thanks for the laughs!
M

what a great idea, but what about scooping the poop?!

The lady behind Fido certainly looks happy!
Mars

[quote="Pinewood"]
And Audi's all on finance
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LMAO!

Hi walder, congrats; the X5 3.0d served me well, enjoy yours.
M

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday mor...

[quote="X5Sport"]
Dunno what you mean........ O:-)
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Don't be so modest Richard, you're my super-nerd at large, with all those qualifications there's not a lot you don't know! Even about cars 

[quote="X5Sport"]
With whom......sorry what  :chair:
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(Channels Hyacinth Bucket's withering tone) 'Oh Richard!'  ::)

[quote="X5Sport"] [quote="mogsyman"] [quote="X5Sport"] I think we should put 535dboy forward.  Irrelevant, racist, small, knows bugger all about cars.  :)) >:D [/quote] EFA  :)) [/quote] OK, maybe the edit is possibly a wee bit more accurate, but it's a tad harsh..........

[quote="X5-D-Sport Salisbury"] Coal from my ex wife lol... Nadda, she's tooooo mean for that... Took me for £2.2million & made me homeless, so I'm done caring lol. Nora Batty's uncovered legs eh... the stuff of nightmares me thinks lol.. Have a fab evening. [/quote] Thanks, you too! So...