[quote="Chompers"]
... 135i a bit of a handful, dealer has 4 in the bodyshop as we speak ... [/quote]

Nice little earner for them then at BMW rates ...  :'(

I'd never heard it before. Must get out more ...  )

A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said: 'How would you like i...

Slightly abstract photo, but welcome to the forum and enjoy the X!

Awesome! I'd be like a kid waiting for Scalextric at Christmas, times 10!  Looking forward to hearing how it goes, and seeing photos!

Other than that 'real cracker', brilliant!  )

[quote="AW8"]
With such a high frequency of changes its useful to pause for breath & look at the chronology.

That said don't expect a lucrative income from after dinner speaking, (at least on this subject) 
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Hey I could come and do the gags and take photos!  )  )

[quote="snipez999"] You can use Google Maps together with BMW Connected Drive (free for first year I think) and send maps to your car.  You could simply boot up your iPhone, call up the map then 'send to car' and a couple of minutes later have it arrive.  Though ISTR there's then an intern...

Sadly you have to accept that the SatNav is simply cr*p.  I've got a 2011 LCI X5, and get the latest maps for free (having given customer services an earful over how embarassingly rubbish it is).  It's still cr*p.  The service tech admitted he's been told that a £100 Tom Tom is far better and told b...

Brilliant. Well compared to mine anyway!  )

Sorry, I've been bored to tears watching Star Wars films with my boys for the Nth time whilst Mummy has some well deserved chill out time ...

A group of chess enthusiasts were kicked out of a hotel reception for discussing their winning games. The manager can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.  )

Even Da Vinci would be proud of this one:  )  )

"I went to look at a house in the Arab Emirates"
"Dubai"
"No, it was too expensive"

"My wife flew to America last week"
"Chicago?"
"No, she was a passenger."


Waiting for the flak, as you guys clearly don't recognise genius even when amongst you ...    ) )