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Brave Men!

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Brave Men!

Post by jaynana » Tue Jan 12, 2016 7:03 pm

1. if you want to change the world do it when you're a bachelor - After marriage you can't even change a TV channel!

2. Listening to mrs is like reading the terms and conditions of a website - You understand nothing, you still agree to everything!

3. Chess is the most realistic representation of married life - the poor king can take only one step at a time, compare that with how the queen moves!

4. all men are brave, fall asleep watching horror movies.. but are they - 5 missed calls from mrs is is all it takes  :))
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Re: Brave Men!

Post by shadrack » Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:29 am

Lol
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Post by X5Sport » Wed Jan 13, 2016 4:56 pm

:))

PS:  my other half has the TV remote, but I have the iPad and that controls everything!  O:-)
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Re: Brave Men!

Post by Steamyrotter » Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:51 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
:))

PS:  my other half has the TV remote, but I have the iPad and that controls everything!  O:-)
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when she lets you.............
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Post by DARREN-4.6-V8 » Sun Jan 17, 2016 11:30 pm

It only takes me 2 missed calls from the missis and im in the dog house lol

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Post by Steamyrotter » Mon Jan 18, 2016 1:04 pm

[quote="DARREN-4.6-V8"]
It only takes me 2 missed calls from the missis and im in the dog house lol
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Same here....


Except probably 3 less than you........

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Post by DARREN-4.6-V8 » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:30 pm

my missis says i may wear the trousers but she picks them for me lol

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Post by X5Sport » Sun Jan 31, 2016 1:59 pm

:)) :))
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Re: Brave Men!

Post by jaynana » Sun Jan 31, 2016 3:16 pm

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I've made it easier for her - I just wear what's on top [emoji39]


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