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Wonderfully English....

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Wonderfully English....

Post by X5Sport » Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:36 pm

On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"You English are too stuffy."

"You set yourselves apart too much. "

"You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us."

" Look at me...........I'm ME! ........ I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap"
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

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Re: Wonderfully English....

Post by IceQueenX » Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:15 pm

A jolly good titter, my good fellow  :)

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Re: Wonderfully English....

Post by 535dboy » Tue Nov 04, 2014 7:38 pm

:))
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Re: Wonderfully English....

Post by X5Sport » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:42 pm

[quote="IceQueenX"]
A jolly good titter.....
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535dboy is bound to react to that..... :))
:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

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Re: Wonderfully English....

Post by IceQueenX » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:39 am

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
A jolly good titter.....
[/quote]

535dboy is bound to react to that..... :))
[/quote]

That's the plan! I'm trying to see how many rude one liners I can get out of him before Banter Claus comes to town  :))

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Re: Wonderfully English....

Post by briankerrys47 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 4:17 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
A jolly good titter.....
[/quote]

535dboy is bound to react to that..... :))
[/quote]Its a pity would don't have 'IT Barbie' with us Richard teamed up with IceQueenX,this forum would be a riot  :o

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Re: Wonderfully English....

Post by IceQueenX » Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:27 pm

[quote="briankerrys47"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="IceQueenX"]
A jolly good titter.....
[/quote]

535dboy is bound to react to that..... :))
[/quote]Its a pity would don't have 'IT Barbie' with us Richard teamed up with IceQueenX,this forum would be a riot  :o
[/quote]

Richard needs to team up with me, he's got a pink car!  :P

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