Good news............and bad news..

[X5Sport]

A very wealthy art collecting insurance tycoon's lawyer said to him: "I have some good news, and I have some bad news”

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she reckons are worth at least £2,000,000”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you banging your secretary”.
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[pvr]

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Did you mean to write 535dboy? 

[X5Sport]

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Did you mean to write 535dboy? 
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535dboy a tycoon?    You've been smoking summat again pvr!  He's been called a few things, but never that!

[shadrack]

Lol

[Raj]

Now that's proper funny....