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Not what you think!

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Mpower
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Not what you think!

Post by Mpower » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:57 pm

Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what you think......
Its a Teabag
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X5Sport
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Re: Not what you think!

Post by X5Sport » Wed Jul 08, 2015 6:32 pm

:doh:

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Re: Not what you think!

Post by Mars » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:32 pm

Sweet baby Jesus that's rude! But funny  :)
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Re: Not what you think!

Post by kjb1 » Sat Jul 11, 2015 12:39 pm

rather filthy indeed!! I would never have guessed!! [emoji1]


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