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The Greek Bailout explained in simple terms......

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The Greek Bailout explained in simple terms......

Post by X5Sport » Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:01 pm

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The sun is beating down and the streets are deserted.

Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to select one to spend the night in. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-Operative takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

The publican slips the money to a local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, takes the €100 note, and leaves town.

No one produced anything.

No one earned anything.

However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism!

And that is how the bailout package works....
Last edited by X5Sport on Mon Jul 27, 2015 5:03 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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