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The Generous Lawyer

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The Generous Lawyer

Post by Mars » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:28 pm

A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.

He asks one of the men, "Why are you eating this disgusting grass?"

The man replies, "I'm too poor, it's all we have."

The lawyer replies, "You and your buddy can come home with me and I'll feed you."

The man replies, "But sir, we both have families."

The lawyer replies, "Bring them all!" So they all pile into the car.

One of the men's wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Thank you so much sir, we really needed this."

The lawyer responds, "No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you'll love it!"
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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by Reusch » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:45 am

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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by donkeybrains » Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:35 pm

by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm...  ;)

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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by X5Sport » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:38 pm

A foot long...... :puke:

Sounds like a 'mow' is needed  O:-)
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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by 535dboy » Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:11 pm

[quote="Sammy xoxo"]
by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm...  ;)

xx
[/quote]

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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by Mars » Sun Sep 13, 2015 5:25 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Sammy xoxo"]
by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm...  ;)

xx
[/quote]

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I can tell you Mars' lady garden is very well trimmed
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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by 535dboy » Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:32 pm

[quote="Mars"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Sammy xoxo"]
by lawyer, mars means herself
by two men, she means lots of migrants
by eating grass, she means they all eat her ... umm...  ;)

xx
[/quote]

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I can tell you Mars' lady garden is very well trimmed
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:)) the good old days, eh?
[/quote]

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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by jaynana » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:51 pm

[quote="Mars"]
A wealthy lawyer is driving down the road in his limo when he sees two men eating grass on the side of the road. He pulls over to investigate.

He asks one of the men, "Why are you eating this disgusting grass?"

The man replies, "I'm too poor, it's all we have."

The lawyer replies, "You and your buddy can come home with me and I'll feed you."

The man replies, "But sir, we both have families."

The lawyer replies, "Bring them all!" So they all pile into the car.

One of the men's wives turns to the lawyer and tells him, "Thank you so much sir, we really needed this."

The lawyer responds, "No problem, the grass is almost a foot tall, you'll love it!"
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Re: The Generous Lawyer

Post by donkeybrains » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:38 pm

lady garden? that's cute luv,

I've got a racetrack - line up to... pole... position Mr 535dboy ;)


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