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Hospital Chat

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Hospital Chat

Post by amacman » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:12 am

Two guys are chatting in their hospital beds;

"What are you in for?" said the first,

"Camera down the throat" the other replied,

"Oh endoscopy?" the first man asked,

"Yes" he said "Checking for stomach cancer.
What about you?"

"Camera up the ****" he said,

"Oh colonoscopy, checking for bowel cancer?"
quizzed the second man,

"No, my neighbour was sunbathing and my wife
caught me taking a photo"

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Re: Hospital Chat

Post by Mars » Mon Sep 28, 2015 9:28 am

:))
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Post by X5Sport » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:55 pm

:))
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Post by chris.t » Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:41 pm

:))
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Post by jaynana » Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:02 pm

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