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Arab Emirates

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Arab Emirates

Post by MJim » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:08 am

Even Da Vinci would be proud of this one:  :):))

"I went to look at a house in the Arab Emirates"
"Dubai"
"No, it was too expensive"
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Re: Arab Emirates

Post by Chompers » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:32 am

:nono: :banned:
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Re: Arab Emirates

Post by 535dboy » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:44 am

These jokes are really as bad as your photography.

Can you mrs tell better jokes as well?
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Re: Arab Emirates

Post by Don Coffey » Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:33 pm

He, he, he, they really are poor, but as I'm easily pleased, you can have a  ::)

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Re: Arab Emirates

Post by X5Sport » Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:43 pm

That one was actually bordering on smirk worthy......

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