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Stunt Pilot.....

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Stunt Pilot.....

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:00 pm

A young blonde woman walks into a supermarket, and on her way round she sees the bloke who'd had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met and chatted in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying toad!" she yells at him, " Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No I did not, " he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:08 pm

:)) :)) :))

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Post by Don Coffey » Thu Nov 13, 2014 6:55 pm

Nice one.  :D :D

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Post by 535dboy » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:13 pm

For you Richard that was very funny !
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Post by jason@bwchiptune » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:21 am

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Post by Raj » Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:59 am

Now that's one for the books LOL.
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:15 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
For you Richard that was very funny !
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OK who hacked 535dboy's account?  Or has IQ tamed you?

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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by 535dboy » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:44 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="535dboy"]
For you Richard that was very funny !
[/quote]

OK who hacked 535dboy's account?  Or has IQ tamed you?

Richard
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She had my balls in her hands at the time and told to be nice or else!!
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:30 pm

:)) :)) :))


......and




:worthless:
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by 535dboy » Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:34 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
:)) :)) :))


......and




:worthless:
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She has big hands........
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:23 pm

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
:)) :)) :))


......and




:worthless:
[/quote]

She has big hands........
[/quote]

First you call me fat fingers, now big hands? I think a punishment is in order! I'm getting you a collar!

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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:29 pm

Rev. 535dboy eh?  Or did you mean something 'darker' or a different 'dog' collar....... O:-)
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by IceQueenX » Thu Nov 20, 2014 5:49 pm

No, one of those you can get for doggies that gives out an electric shock every time he does something naughty
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by X5Sport » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:29 pm

Can you boost the voltage a bit....... :fuelfire:
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Re: Stunt Pilot.....

Post by Don Coffey » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:07 am

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="X5Sport"]
:)) :)) :))


......and




:worthless:
[/quote]

She has big hands........
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Or do you have small balls?

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