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An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

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An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by X5Sport » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:46 pm

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:ant: Never anthropomorphise computers. They hate that.

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So small

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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by sunnydude959 » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:09 pm

He blatantly uses an X5 M for his journeys  :))

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Post by IceQueenX » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:26 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
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Magic can't be engineered  :)

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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by Dan Alex » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:57 pm

The hypothesis is somewhat flawed ! We need to narrow it down to children up to the age of 7, i reckon. This is 2014 still and nowadays children at the age of 8 probably light up a cig now and then, and by the time they're 12 have had their first intercourse  :))
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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by Steamyrotter » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:37 pm

Richard the Grinch????

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If things were meant to be easy, then I will soon complicate them....
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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by X5Sport » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:38 pm

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Richard the Grinch????

:xmastongue: :xmastongue: :xmastongue:
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And proud of it too........ >:D
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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by Steamyrotter » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:40 pm

[quote="X5Sport"]
[quote="Steamyrotter"]
Richard the Grinch????

:xmastongue: :xmastongue: :xmastongue:
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And proud of it too........ >:D
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Hah Bumrug..!!!!

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We've just realised we haven't got any food in for christmas yet and i've just finished off the chestnuts!!!
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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by shadrack » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:32 am

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Re: An Engineer's viewpoint of Santa.....

Post by Don Coffey » Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:16 pm

[quote="Dan Alex"]
and by the time they're 12 have had their first intercourse  :))
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God I hope not!

As for the joke, nice find Richard.

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