Birth Control for Grandma.....
Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 9:34 pm
The Doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new Doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young Doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realised that Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs Smith, do you realise these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas...........
At her next checkup, the new Doctor asked her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young Doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realised that Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs Smith, do you realise these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."
You gotta Love Grandmas...........