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Loose Women

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Loose Women

Post by Mars » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:42 pm

The boy tells the priest, "Father I'm afraid I've been with a loose girl."
"Hmm, ok son, what was the girls name?"
"Oh I can't say."
"Was it Mary Jane?"
"No Father."
"Adalina Mozarelli?"
"My lips are sealed."
"How about Cindy King"
"I can never say."
"Oh come on boy, I'll find out soon enough. It was Tina King wasn't it!?"
"No."
"It has to be Tracy Cummings though!"
"Father I will never tell you."
"Ok fine, but for your sin you can't be alter boy for four months."
"Ok, Father"
The boy leaves and his friend asks, "So what'd you get?"
The boy responds, "Five good leads, and a four month holiday!
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Post by X5Sport » Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:58 pm

:)) :)) :)) :))  O:-)
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Post by kjb1 » Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:35 am

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Post by jaynana » Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:26 pm

:)) :))
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