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He makes the tea...

Post by donkeybrains » Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:45 pm

a man said to his wife, "I'll make the tea."

She said, "F***ing hell, that's a first!!"

Four hours later he shouted from the kitchen, "Tea's ready."

She walked in mumbling, "About f***ing time, I'm starving."

he said, "Do you want milk and sugar in yours?"

:))

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Re: He makes the tea...

Post by 535dboy » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:20 am

:))
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Re: He makes the tea...

Post by X5Sport » Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:43 pm

:))
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Post by pvr » Wed Aug 26, 2015 9:46 pm

:))

Just was told to make the tea as well. Better not make a habit of that  :'(
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Re: He makes the tea...

Post by donkeybrains » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:04 pm

[quote="pvr"]
:))

Just was told to make the tea as well. Better not make a habit of that  :'(
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:)) what did u make ??

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Re: He makes the tea...

Post by pvr » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:24 pm

decaf  8)
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