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A police car was patrolling late at night, off the main roads.

It is nearly midnight.

The policeman sees a couple in a car, in a well-known lover's lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, officer'?

The policeman asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, officer, I'm reading this magazine.'

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the police officer says 'And, her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, as you can see, she's filing her nails.'

Now, the officer is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane, and nothing is happening!

The police officer asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 18, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her, what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 16 in nine minutes.'

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Brings back sweet memories of my Golf Gti 16v 

That's quite good that

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You mean you waited until you were 16?

Very good  )

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Mars"]
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You mean you waited until you were 16?
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That's the car the police decided to investigate in the early hours at Emberton Lake. I can laugh about it now, I'm not sure how long he was there before we noticed, the perv.
Mars

Can we have some pics please ….

… I love the Golf 16v - had a grey one myself

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Mars"]
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Brings back sweet memories of my Golf Gti 16v 
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You mean you waited until you were 16?
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I bet you didn't either, knowing you 

[quote="pvr"]
Can we have some pics please ….

… I love the Golf 16v - had a grey one myself
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Mine was black and BF at the time was a mechanic so he tinkered with it and then it looked the dogs b's.
Not sure I took pics, got any of yours?

Sounds like he tinkered with other areas too...... O:-)






When 16V cars first appeared my mum asked why cars were now 16 volt.......bless :-[

[quote="X5Sport"]
Sounds like he tinkered with other areas too...... O:-)






When 16V cars first appeared my mum asked why cars were now 16 volt.......bless :-[
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I require tuning at least once a day or I seize up!

Ah, mums say the funniest things. My mother in law (Irish) went into a DIY store and asked for a dildo rail!

Well you could class Ann Summers as a 'diy' store perhaps, but not B&Q.  I mean, they sell 'power tools' don't they.

[quote="X5Sport"]
Well you could class Ann Summers as a 'diy' store perhaps, but not B&Q.  I mean, they sell 'power tools' don't they.
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