Cat

[donkeybrains]

A primary school teacher spots that Ethan, one of her pupils, is clutching a cat. She inquires, "Ethan, why is your cat at school today?"

Ethan, now in tears, replies, "I heard James the postman telling Mummy 'when your kids go to school today, I'm going to eat your pussy'!

xx

[Mars]

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I know someone called James who also likes puddycats , particularly those freaky hairless ones!

Mars (my horse)

[donkeybrains]

my kitten is totally hairless, and keeps drooling every time she thinks of James the postman making a recorded delivery...

xx

[Mars]

urrrgh. 
Put it away love.

[donkeybrains]

[quote="Mars"]
urrrgh. 
Put it away love.
[/quote]

me? put it away?

what about those things of yours that supply all the milk for tescos in milton keynes...