Sniper
Posted: Sat May 07, 2016 11:45 am
An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope, returns one bullet and says "one bullet should do !!"
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Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope, returns one bullet and says "one bullet should do !!"
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