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E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by Sanj » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:04 pm

[quote=""jeegnesh""]Else very nice I'll make sure I point Sanj to this if my bumper needs to come off for some reason.[/quote]

Pi$$ off!

I told him about this small pic post! 'I want to save space for the forum' - he says! Goody two-shoes! Teachers pet!

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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by jeegnesh » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:29 am

[quote=""Sanj""]
I told him about this small pic post! 'I want to save space for the forum' - he says! Goody two-shoes! Teachers pet!

AW8/PVR expect a new best friend on Meet day... :roll:[/quote]
You clowns :gfight:

Your not serious right because your photos are on Photobucket, this site is just pointing to that picture, so your not saving anything for this forum as the picture is not stored on this site.
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by x555 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:51 pm

[quote=""jeegnesh""][quote=""Sanj""]
I told him about this small pic post! 'I want to save space for the forum' - he says! Goody two-shoes! Teachers pet!

AW8/PVR expect a new best friend on Meet day... :roll:[/quote]
You clowns :gfight:

Your not serious right because your photos are on Photobucket, this site is just pointing to that picture, so your not saving anything for this forum as the picture is not stored on this site.[/quote]

@ Sanj .... i'm not there personal chauffeur now though am i fella. ;) :poke: ...thats it i'm gonna be rebelious now and put HUGE pics up :lol:


@Jig surely they would still slow the forum down though with loading etc ...right? ....i'm a grease monkey remember not a compunerd :poke:
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by Sanj » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:35 pm

[quote=""x555""]@ Sanj .... i'm not there personal chauffeur now though am i fella. ;)[/quote]

All change - they're bringing their cars down in the spirit of it being a CAR MEET (Jeegnesh) :poke:
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by X5Sport » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:02 pm

Bringing them down themselves, or on a trailer driven by............... :D :poke: :driving:
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by Sanj » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:29 pm

[quote=""X5Sport""]Bringing them down themselves, or on a trailer driven by............... :D :poke: :driving:[/quote]

Cheeky bugger! THEMSELVES honest! I have given AW8 a challenge - he has a pristine E53 pre-facelift in black, so he has something to live up to! He's not worried! :evil:
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Post by jeegnesh » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:36 pm

[quote=""x555""][quote=""jeegnesh""][quote=""Sanj""]
I told him about this small pic post! 'I want to save space for the forum' - he says! Goody two-shoes! Teachers pet!

AW8/PVR expect a new best friend on Meet day... :roll:[/quote]
You clowns :gfight:

Your not serious right because your photos are on Photobucket, this site is just pointing to that picture, so your not saving anything for this forum as the picture is not stored on this site.[/quote]
@Jig surely they would still slow the forum down though with loading etc ...right? ....i'm a grease monkey remember not a compunerd :poke:[/quote]
the loading occurs on your connection not the site so no issues don't need to be massive just little bigger is cool
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Post by jeegnesh » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:38 pm

[quote=""Sanj""][quote=""x555""]@ Sanj .... i'm not there personal chauffeur now though am i fella. ;)[/quote]

All change - they're bringing their cars down in the spirit of it being a CAR MEET (Jeegnesh) :poke:[/quote]
Need me to drive?
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by Sanj » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:42 pm

[quote=""jeegnesh""]Need me to drive?[/quote]

Arrhhhaaa! Question is, yours or mine! HOME JAMES!

For the record, happy to drive. :thumbsup:
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by x555 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:19 pm

Get of my thread you a$$holes :punish: ....it took me ages to make that how-to (about a week with my speedy typing :rofl: ) and you two pair of turds are just clogging it up...even with the small pics ;)

Ohh BTW is this pic big enough for you two wingebags!!!!! :rofl:

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And here's a link to some accompanying music..... http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... 49&bih=777 enjoy :lol:
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by Sanj » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:22 pm

BAN HIM!!!!!! You tart back to the land of the living???

He's better looking than me though!

Datataaaataaaa, datataaaataaaa.....
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Post by x555 » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:26 pm

Thought you might like that one fella :D what did you think of the music ;)
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by Sanj » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:32 pm

I hate you! Underneat dee honey mee honey honey.... (sing along)!

One for the Meet Jon....?
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Re: E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by nigelwall » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:37 pm

Excellent, saved me hours of grovelling on my hands and Knees
Ref the park sensors, mine are round when viewed striaght on, are they compatable with the rectangular ones ? I bought some that are Rover/BMW part number 602 277 change the rear one with no sucess.
Any inf would be much appreciated.

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E53 FACELIFT BUMPER REMOVAL

Post by dirtymonkey29 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:37 pm

Bumping this so I can find it easier when I come to do my front sensor when the weather gets warmer

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