Are you the father of one of my kids
Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:12 am
A bloke goes to Tesco and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says: 'Hello!
He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says:
'Do you know me?'
To which she replies:
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife, and he says:
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had
sex with on the pool table with all my mates
watching while your partner whipped my bum with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly:
'No, I'm your son's school teacher.'
woman waving at him. She says: 'Hello!
He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says:
'Do you know me?'
To which she replies:
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife, and he says:
'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I had
sex with on the pool table with all my mates
watching while your partner whipped my bum with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly:
'No, I'm your son's school teacher.'
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