Page 1 of 1

The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:37 am
by Chompers
A son asked his mother the following  question:

' Mum, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies:

' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
 
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

' Dad why are wedding dresses white?  ' 
   
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
 
' Son, all household appliances come in white.' 

(He'll be out of intensive care shortly)

Re: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:42 am
by Don Coffey
:)) :)) for you Chompers.

Don

Re: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:46 am
by huck
LOL, good one!

Re: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:59 am
by MJim
A friend of mine is good friends with the daughter of the man that invented white plastic coating for kitchen appliances.  He got into a lot of trouble for using the "just goes to show all the best kitchen appliances come in white" gag at one of his daughter's wedding.  True story.

Re: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:46 pm
by Raj
Pure quality. Like that one.

Re: The Origin Of The White Wedding Dress

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:59 pm
by jaynana
lol