Dog lover

[amacman]

A dog lover , whose dog was a female and " in heat " , agreed to look after her neighbours male dog while the neighbours were on holiday.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However , as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds , upon rushing downstairs she found the dogs locked together , in obvious pain and unable to disengage , as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next , although it was late , she called the vet , who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him , the vet said , " Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw ".

" Do you think that will work ? " , she asked.

" It just worked for me " , he replied.

[535dboy]

He he

[jaynana]

[Raj]

Quality.

[535dboy]

[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
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You really are bored today aren't you!

[Raj]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
[/quote]

You really are bored today aren't you!
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Just sat here in the kitchen as kids being picked up by my sister to go bowling. Thinking what to do with the (rare) free time.

[535dboy]

I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!

[Raj]

[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
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Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL

[535dboy]

[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here )

[snipez999]

Or a V12 one; with only one member

[535dboy]

[quote="snipez999"]
Or a V12 one; with only one member
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Two v6 mundano engines welded together with chewing gum do not count!

[Raj]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here )
[/quote]

Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol

[535dboy]

[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here )
[/quote]

Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]

Agreed

Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!

[Raj]

[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here )
[/quote]

Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]

Agreed

Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!
[/quote]

Lol very true.

[snipez999]

NA V12s no good to you then ok (sob)

Next car likely to have twin turbos and an even bigger lump though