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Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by X5Sport » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:12 pm

0870 5050 160

Or alternatively

Go on Condor, give em wot for........ :bangin: :chair: :boxing:  :))

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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by pvr » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:13 pm

Now say what you really think  :))
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by X5Sport » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:16 pm

No........shan't!  It's a public family friendly forum.... O:-) :))

Anyway, you're supposed to be in the 'other place' encouraging Lee now he's become a Z er...... >:D
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by CondorX5 » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:36 pm

Thanks Richard  ;)

Who is this pvr character?  :)) Haven't seen any posts from someone by that name in a long time  :)) :))
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by pvr » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:40 pm

"Someone" is travelling all over the place at the moment with no playtime as my machine is always connected to the display units in the meeting rooms  :'(
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by X5Sport » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:53 pm

You shouldn't let 'someone' be playing with your machines.  You might catch something.. :-[
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by rjkc600 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:26 pm

on a side note, doesn't everyone else prefer it spelt Bollocks as opposed to Bollox?  :-[

Dealers are 'bollocks' full stop IMO, on all brands of car they rarely know what they're doing.
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Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by CondorX5 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:53 pm

Oh, bollox to bollocks! 
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by pvr » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:03 pm

Perhaps you meant Botox instead?  O:-)
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Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by CondorX5 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:14 pm

And where would you like todays injection, pvr , seeing as its a bit overdue you need a double, no wait, triple dose............    :)
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by pvr » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:18 pm

Think I will pass thanks.

Just looking at a 10 * 2 meter posting hanging in this customer's office stating that internet purchased medication could cost more than a headache with an image of a bed with a dead person in it. Very stimulating as well  :'(

Sample display cupboard does not have Botox in it either, can offer a variety of other products though :)
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by CondorX5 » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:02 pm

You do have some interesting customers!!!  :blink: :blink:
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Re: Aaaargh!! Speechless!!! Stratstone BMW Derby

Post by X5Sport » Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:19 pm

but is he one of the customers is the real question.......I mean Fiat 500, need more be said.. :))

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