Not joined yet? Register for free and enjoy features such as alerts, private messaging and viewing latest posts and topics.
Key range
Key range
Our keys range isn't that great. Anything more than a few meters away and your lucky if it works.
Having just fitted a cheapo maplin remote for the webasto - which I can work from inside the house, now makes the car key seam even more pathetic.
Is there a way to increase the range of the car key, does the range deteriorate with time?
Having just fitted a cheapo maplin remote for the webasto - which I can work from inside the house, now makes the car key seam even more pathetic.
Is there a way to increase the range of the car key, does the range deteriorate with time?
Re: Key range
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
--RiDDO
2006 E53 3.0 Diesesel Weasel!
2014 Mitsubishi Shogun Commercial
2006 E53 3.0 Diesesel Weasel!
2014 Mitsubishi Shogun Commercial
Re: Key range
[quote="RiDDO"]
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
[/quote]
New batteries? Even if rechargeable (not sure what type E53s have)?
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
[/quote]


New batteries? Even if rechargeable (not sure what type E53s have)?
Last edited by MJim on Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
- Don Coffey
- Snr Member
- Posts: 2452
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:25 am
- Location: Here, there and everywhere
Re: Key range
[quote="MJim"]
[quote="RiDDO"]
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
[/quote]
New batteries? Even if rechargeable (not sure what type E53s have)?
[/quote]
Sounds like new batteries to me, E53 doesn't have the rechargeable key fob.
Don
[quote="RiDDO"]
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
[/quote]


New batteries? Even if rechargeable (not sure what type E53s have)?
[/quote]
Sounds like new batteries to me, E53 doesn't have the rechargeable key fob.
Don

Re: Key range
Can't help with the range of the key but the E53 key battery does charge from the ignition.
2011 E70 X5 40d
Gone - 05 E53 X5 Exclusive Edition, Carbon Black, Ecru leather, Intravee, Alpine TUA-T100DAB
Gone - 05 E53 X5 Exclusive Edition, Carbon Black, Ecru leather, Intravee, Alpine TUA-T100DAB
- Don Coffey
- Snr Member
- Posts: 2452
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:25 am
- Location: Here, there and everywhere
Re: Key range
[quote="dgm"]
Can't help with the range of the key but the E53 key battery does charge from the ignition.
[/quote]
Always glad to be proved wrong as correct information is the only useful information. After my E53 was px'ed for a 335i hardtop convertible I was told by the dealership that the rechargeable key was a new feature. When will I learn not to listen to dealers :'(
I was also told on the same occasion that cars with comfort access can't charge their keys by placing the key into slot? Is this another bum steer or was the dealer correct this time? ::)
Don
Can't help with the range of the key but the E53 key battery does charge from the ignition.
[/quote]
Always glad to be proved wrong as correct information is the only useful information. After my E53 was px'ed for a 335i hardtop convertible I was told by the dealership that the rechargeable key was a new feature. When will I learn not to listen to dealers :'(
I was also told on the same occasion that cars with comfort access can't charge their keys by placing the key into slot? Is this another bum steer or was the dealer correct this time? ::)
Don

Re: Key range
[quote="RiDDO"]
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
[/quote]
And there was me pointing it at my head - doing it all wrong lol
Giving the 'old' key more range is easy!
1. Stand on one leg.
2. Exposé your left nipple.
3. Make sure you have a firm grip on your cheap remote thingy for the Webasto.
4. Jump up and down.
5. Sing tra la la, the fairies are gonna get me.
6. Cover all exposed flesh.
7. Try the 'old' key, it will have the range of a Sidewinder missile.
Alternatively, it may be worth waiting to see if any of the knowledgeable grown ups provide a more sensible answer.
Though step 1 through 7 work for me...........
[/quote]
And there was me pointing it at my head - doing it all wrong lol
Re: Key range
[quote="Alan703"]
And there was me pointing it at my head - doing it all wrong lol
[/quote]
I do the head shot and also for some reason pressing the button harder in my mind should extend the range.
)
And there was me pointing it at my head - doing it all wrong lol
[/quote]
I do the head shot and also for some reason pressing the button harder in my mind should extend the range.


Re: Key range
[quote="Don Coffey"]
[quote="dgm"]
Can't help with the range of the key but the E53 key battery does charge from the ignition.
[/quote]
Always glad to be proved wrong as correct information is the only useful information. After my E53 was px'ed for a 335i hardtop convertible I was told by the dealership that the rechargeable key was a new feature. When will I learn not to listen to dealers :'(
I was also told on the same occasion that cars with comfort access can't charge their keys by placing the key into slot? Is this another bum steer or was the dealer correct this time? ::)
Don
[/quote]
It is a very safe assumption that you know more than the dealer. My sales guy straight away told me that I knew more about the cars than he did, so he did not even bother trying to tell me stuff.
The only useful thing he did was set up the BT when I collected the car as I did not know that one yet at the time.
[quote="dgm"]
Can't help with the range of the key but the E53 key battery does charge from the ignition.
[/quote]
Always glad to be proved wrong as correct information is the only useful information. After my E53 was px'ed for a 335i hardtop convertible I was told by the dealership that the rechargeable key was a new feature. When will I learn not to listen to dealers :'(
I was also told on the same occasion that cars with comfort access can't charge their keys by placing the key into slot? Is this another bum steer or was the dealer correct this time? ::)
Don
[/quote]
It is a very safe assumption that you know more than the dealer. My sales guy straight away told me that I knew more about the cars than he did, so he did not even bother trying to tell me stuff.
The only useful thing he did was set up the BT when I collected the car as I did not know that one yet at the time.
X5M F85, Golf Clipper, Abarth 595 Competizioni, Jeep
911 50th anniversary -
Site & Forum Admin Team Member.
911 50th anniversary -
Site & Forum Admin Team Member.
Key range
Simply touch the fob on your head and it will work for about 18.357 miles!
Sent using Tapatalk
Sent using Tapatalk
2019 F90 M5
2019 Porsche Macan
Previous
2016 X3 20D M Sport
2016 X5 M50d
F10 M5
120D M Sport
335i DCT Vert
997 C2S
30D M Sport X5
2.0D M Sport X3
535D M Sport
4.8iS X5
3.0D M Sport X5
320D M Sport Cab
996 C2 Cab
Boxster S
Golf GTi (150 D)
2019 Porsche Macan
Previous
2016 X3 20D M Sport
2016 X5 M50d
F10 M5
120D M Sport
335i DCT Vert
997 C2S
30D M Sport X5
2.0D M Sport X3
535D M Sport
4.8iS X5
3.0D M Sport X5
320D M Sport Cab
996 C2 Cab
Boxster S
Golf GTi (150 D)
Key range
I have stood next to my car and pressed the button 2 times to open the car yet I've lost count of the times, while playing with kids with keys in my pocket, that I have come out to an unlocked car with wide open windows. Comfort access is not all good.
2004 E53 X5 4.4i Sport
Re: Key range
[quote="Don Coffey"]
I was also told on the same occasion that cars with comfort access can't charge their keys by placing the key into slot? Is this another bum steer or was the dealer correct this time? ::)
[/quote]
a super bum steer!
I was also told on the same occasion that cars with comfort access can't charge their keys by placing the key into slot? Is this another bum steer or was the dealer correct this time? ::)
[/quote]
a super bum steer!

Current: BMW 640i Convertible (320PS)
Audi A7 Sportback 3.0 T FSI quattro (300 PS) SE STronic
Previous: BMW X5 E53 Facelift 3.0d
Audi A7 Sportback 3.0 T FSI quattro (300 PS) SE STronic

Previous: BMW X5 E53 Facelift 3.0d
Key range
Actually I have used the wrong term. Forget what it's called now but it's just having a 3 year olds knee in your back pretending he's Spider-Man and managing to keep the unlock button pressed. Happened the first day I had the car and wondered what was going on.
2004 E53 X5 4.4i Sport
Re: Key range
Isn't there an option to set the car to self lock after a certain period of time after unlocking?
Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9