A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: 'Is it serious, doctor?' and the doctor replies: 'I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.'
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Lettuce laugh
Lettuce laugh
Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Re: Lettuce laugh
Oldie but goodie!
Re: Lettuce laugh
I'd never heard it before. Must get out more ... 
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)Current: 40d M Sport, deep sea blue, oyster, 19in
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Spare: VW Golf V5
History: TVR Chimera 5.0
First Car: Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Re: Lettuce laugh
Are your 2 avatars the same X6 :blink:
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