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Scam alert!!

Post by huck » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:17 am

Over the last month or so I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury’s for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco’s.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th. Twice yesterday.

So please warn all the men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times are just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better.

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Post by Black X5 » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:29 am

:))
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Post by Imy » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:50 am

:)) :)) :)) :)) >:D O:-)

brilliant!

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Post by X5Sport » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:02 am

:P :spiteful: :innocent:
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Post by Chompers » Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:56 am

Damn, the same thing happened to me only last week, I was too  :-[ to tell anyone

Thanks huck for highlighting this  :))
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Post by Whitey » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:59 pm

:)) :)) :)) :)) have to steal this one
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Post by Reusch » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:07 pm

Beauty  :)) :)) :)).
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Post by Raj » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:49 pm

Old but gold for sure.
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Post by jaynana » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:58 pm

on my way to Lidl then lol
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