The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights as things are a little tight at the moment.
"I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever......
Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before!
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)ha ha ha he he he......genius