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Dog lover

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:48 am
by amacman
A dog lover , whose dog was a female and " in heat " , agreed to look after her neighbours male dog while the neighbours were on holiday.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However , as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds , upon rushing downstairs she found the dogs locked together , in obvious pain and unable to disengage , as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next , although it was late , she called the vet , who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him , the vet said , " Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw ".

" Do you think that will work ? " , she asked.

" It just worked for me " , he replied.

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 9:51 am
by 535dboy
He he

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:04 pm
by jaynana
:rofl:

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:10 pm
by Raj
Quality.

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:13 pm
by 535dboy
[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
[/quote]

You really are bored today aren't you!

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:23 pm
by Raj
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
[/quote]

You really are bored today aren't you!
[/quote]

Just sat here in the kitchen as kids being picked up by my sister to go bowling. Thinking what to do with the (rare) free time.

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:26 pm
by 535dboy
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:33 pm
by Raj
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 3:35 pm
by 535dboy
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here :))

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:01 pm
by snipez999
Or a V12 one; with only one member

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:49 pm
by 535dboy
[quote="snipez999"]
Or a V12 one; with only one member
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Two v6 mundano engines welded together with chewing gum do not count!

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:29 pm
by Raj
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here :))
[/quote]

Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:40 am
by 535dboy
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here :))
[/quote]

Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]

Agreed

Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:21 pm
by Raj
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]

Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]

I agree.

Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here :))
[/quote]

Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]

Agreed

Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!
[/quote]

Lol very true.

Re: Dog lover

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:11 am
by snipez999
NA V12s no good to you then ok (sob)

Next car likely to have twin turbos and an even bigger lump though