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Dog lover
Dog lover
A dog lover , whose dog was a female and " in heat " , agreed to look after her neighbours male dog while the neighbours were on holiday.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However , as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds , upon rushing downstairs she found the dogs locked together , in obvious pain and unable to disengage , as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next , although it was late , she called the vet , who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him , the vet said , " Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw ".
" Do you think that will work ? " , she asked.
" It just worked for me " , he replied.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However , as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds , upon rushing downstairs she found the dogs locked together , in obvious pain and unable to disengage , as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next , although it was late , she called the vet , who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him , the vet said , " Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw ".
" Do you think that will work ? " , she asked.
" It just worked for me " , he replied.
Re: Dog lover
He he
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Dog lover

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Re: Dog lover
[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
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You really are bored today aren't you!
Quality.
[/quote]
You really are bored today aren't you!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Dog lover
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
[/quote]
You really are bored today aren't you!
[/quote]
Just sat here in the kitchen as kids being picked up by my sister to go bowling. Thinking what to do with the (rare) free time.
[quote="Raj"]
Quality.
[/quote]
You really are bored today aren't you!
[/quote]
Just sat here in the kitchen as kids being picked up by my sister to go bowling. Thinking what to do with the (rare) free time.

Re: Dog lover
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Dog lover
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
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Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL

Re: Dog lover
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here
)
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here

Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Dog lover
Or a V12 one; with only one member
Re: Dog lover
[quote="snipez999"]
Or a V12 one; with only one member
[/quote]
Two v6 mundano engines welded together with chewing gum do not count!
Or a V12 one; with only one member
[/quote]
Two v6 mundano engines welded together with chewing gum do not count!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Dog lover
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here
)
[/quote]
Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here

[/quote]
Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol

Re: Dog lover
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here
)
[/quote]
Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]
Agreed
Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here

[/quote]
Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]
Agreed
Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!
Currently :
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
2012 Audi RS4 (B8)
2012 Porsche Boxster S (981)
2008 Lotus Exige S (a bit modified!)
2015 Nissan Leaf twin turbo with Nitros
Previously :
2008 BMW X5 3.0sd MSport
2005 BMW 535d MSport
Re: Dog lover
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here
)
[/quote]
Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]
Agreed
Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!
[/quote]
Lol very true.
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
[quote="Raj"]
[quote="535dboy"]
I'm surprised pvr hasn't picked up on this thread he is normally at the front of the line when it comes to dogging!
[/quote]
Lol. There was reference to dogging in another thread too. Forums going down hill LOL
[/quote]
I agree.
Shall we set up our own for V8 owners only, that will sort the dross out from here

[/quote]
Lol but only NA V8's as forced induction is for wimps lol
[/quote]
Agreed
Glad mine is NA then and that rules out Mogs!
[/quote]
Lol very true.

Re: Dog lover
NA V12s no good to you then ok (sob)
Next car likely to have twin turbos and an even bigger lump though
Next car likely to have twin turbos and an even bigger lump though