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Batty warmers!

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Batty warmers!

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:35 pm

Well in Sarf London we call them Batty Warmers but to the more educated I'm talking about my heated seats

I got in the X last week and noticed a warmth emanating from my Chav pants.  I've noticed that the right seat bolster is overheating even on the lowest setting.  I don't fancy breaking my nails yet trying to take the seat apart but would like some opinions.  Anyone had this before? Could it just be the foam disintegrating  or a folded element?

Not sure if I should take it to some kind of auto upholsterer. Answers on a postcard please :-)
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by pvr » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:09 pm

Are all settings the same? I.e. is the hottest setting the same as the least warm?

Just thinking if the switch has gone that it will always go to the hottest setting, unless you are saying that even that is too hot.
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:22 pm

I think the bolster's just worn and possibly depleted the foam and I can just feel it more or it's bent the element over and it's concentrated.

If I have it on one bar on the switch I can stand it but 3 bars and I'm scared I'll burn to death'
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by shadrack » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:26 pm

well before 535d gets in would you like me to come have a look at the warmth emanating from your Chav pants ;)
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by pvr » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:28 pm

Hmm, it is like a load of dogs on heat tonight here  :))
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:28 pm

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well before 535d gets in would you like me to come have a look at the warmth emanating from your Chav pants ;)
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You're a nightmare the lot of you.  I'll probably go up in smoke before then.  Seriously people anyone had this problem?
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by pvr » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:29 pm

No, never seen that.

What did you do with the bolsters then? Not like you are a fat thing.
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:37 pm

Just think its wear and tear really as it's like a crease in the leather.  I've taken to literally just popping it on for a minute or so as didn't want to do any damage to the leather. I'm thinking that it can't be that common then if you haven't heard of it.
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by X5Sport » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:49 pm

There have been cases of elements burning through leather if a fault occurs.  I have seen reports on the inter webs about this before.

If the resistance of the elements falls - perhaps due to incomplete cracks in the elements - it is possible to get local hot spots as a higher current flows through the affected section.

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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:52 pm

Thanks Richard.  Other than not using it what is the best/cost effective way for me to get it investigated?
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by aldmc » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:53 pm

What a strange fault, maybe take to upholsterer for strip down to see?
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by X5Sport » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:01 pm

The fix is normally a replacement seat cover.... :o

At least that's what Dealers will do.  Seems it's a fairly common problem.

Sorry.... :'(

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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by ITBarbie » Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:20 pm

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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by 535dboy » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:11 pm

Drive around in your thong then heat balance should be about right.
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Re: Batty warmers!

Post by snipez999 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:02 pm

Or just thing a thong of thixpence, and hope it doesn't cook your rye?
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